PinnedThe Eight Celebrities I Most Hope Aren’t Super Racist in Real LifeYes, I’m very scared that I just jinxed it.Feb 9, 202126Feb 9, 202126
My Seven Favorite Rap Voices of All Time (Pt. 3)The final three voices in my Favorite Rap Voices trilogy.Apr 30, 20213Apr 30, 20213
My Seven Favorite Rap Voices of All Time (Pt. 2)As you probably guessed from the title, the second part of a series discussing my seven favorite rap voices.Apr 29, 2021Apr 29, 2021
Published inRock n’ HeavyMy Seven Favorite Rap Voices of All Time (Pt. 1)A salute to seven voices that are way, way cooler than mineApr 23, 20211Apr 23, 20211
Great Moments in Singing the Same Thing Over and Over Again Vol. 1: “Thong Song”A salute to musical repetition, replication, and redundancy.Apr 12, 2021Apr 12, 2021
A Letter to the Guy Who Sang “Do You Love Me” by the ContoursSome questions are better left unasked.Mar 31, 20211Mar 31, 20211
The Lost Diary of a 1980s Pro Wrestling RefereeHe’s the reason you automatically associate truth and decency with professional wrestling.Mar 29, 2021Mar 29, 2021
Papa John and the Worst Kind of SpokespersonBetter commercials, better spokespeople.Mar 16, 20214Mar 16, 20214
Published inLEVELClub Quarantine and the Four Lessons of LifePopping and locking your way to inner peace.Mar 10, 2021Mar 10, 2021
The Price Is Right & the Light at the End of The TunnelLike many of us, the game show is just trying to feel normal these days.Feb 28, 20211Feb 28, 20211
